Sunday, March 27, 2005

Crotcherific

I was looking through some old disks of photos today. Actually, for the last several days. Single t takes MANY photos and it's tough to get through them all, but boy is it ever fun. There's a sale on at Black's, which ends today: 5x7s for a buck! I'm such a bargin shopper that I just had to go through EVERY SINGLE CD to find some 5x7 worthy pics.

Things started out pretty fun but soon turned tedious. I found no fewer than 203 shots illustrating Mat's computer obsession (his iMac, his iPod, his desktop, his workstation), more Mat self portraits than I could possibly count, and even some pics of his wounded finger (I can't even remember what happened to him, but it looked sore).

Now, I'm not calling Mat, nor his choice of subjects, tedious. It's just that the sheer volume was overwhelming. DAYS. I'm telling you, it took me DAYS.

What made it all worthwhile was finding shots like this:



Blusie, you are crotcherific.

And in the end I found 41 photos that were 5x7 worthy. Blusie's crotch was not one of them. I don't want him to be embarassed when company comes over and sees his crotch on the wall.

12 Comments:

At 27 March, 2005 10:51 PM, Blogger moy said...

But it's okay if millions of people see him pimped out on the Internet? He needs a satin shirt and a baggie of catnip to make that shot perfect.

Kitty porn if I've ever seen it!

 
At 28 March, 2005 10:56 AM, Anonymous shawn.wall said...

i feel so dirty looking at that, but i can't turn away!

 
At 28 March, 2005 10:56 AM, Anonymous shawn.wall said...

i feel so dirty looking at that, but i cant turn away!

 
At 28 March, 2005 11:36 AM, Blogger The King of Kerwood said...

Bow Chica wow wow!

 
At 28 March, 2005 12:23 PM, Blogger the niffer said...

Tell me aboot it, Shawnwall! Is Hermes gay? Because I think Blue is. We should set them up on a date. On second thought, long distance relationships never work.

Your majesty - you're alive! And singing porno music.

 
At 29 March, 2005 9:57 PM, Blogger Andrea said...

My little boy kitty likes to pose like that too. Is it something about boy cats, I wonder?

And how come your comment section works so much better than most of the others I've been too? Do you have a paid account? Just wonderin'!

 
At 30 March, 2005 12:46 PM, Anonymous teh herm said...

it's hermie! and i'm straight as an arrow! sippin the 40 oz pickin up the bitches!

 
At 31 March, 2005 12:32 PM, Blogger the niffer said...

Ah, Herm. I love your straight ass. I miss your little 3-legged self.

 
At 1 April, 2005 7:16 PM, Blogger deleted said...

OMG! That is so funny.

He looks totally satisified...and we know why.

 
At 4 April, 2005 7:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you got it........flaunt it said the pussy! H_

 
At 7 April, 2005 2:23 AM, Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

He really looks just like my cat Tigger, I love tabbies they are so sweet.

 
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