Friday, March 18, 2005

A Day in the Life (warning: gratuitous kitty shots ahead)

I think I like kitties so much because deep down, I wish I was one. It's a good life being a kitty; at least it is in our house. Take Buddy:

He eats all day and the fatter he gets (18.5 lbs of solid muscle) the more we love him and refer to him affectionately as Chunky Trunks.


He gets to sleep all day with his favourite toys and pretty much has the spare bed all to himself (unless Blue decides to go undercover).


When he needs to clean his dirty, girthy, hulking mass he just rolls over and with a lick lick here and a lick lick there, he's ready for a night on the town. (Oh, and he's so fat that he can't clean his pucker, BUT WE STILL LOVE HIM. If Mat didn't clean his ass, he'd be OUT.)


"Strrrrretch. Ahhh." That culminates his cardiovascular activity for the day.


Ok, when I spread my legs like that, people call me a slut.


I've pampered waaaay too many critters in this life -- I'd better be a kitty and not a cockroach in the next.

9 Comments:

At March 18, 2005 at 4:24 PM, Blogger Adent said...

Two questions,

Do you apply the same standards to people as you do your cats? Do you like people better if they eat lots (hand me that KFC barrel, [the C stands for chicken, right??) and if so do you consider Single T to be anerexic.

#2 - Do you spread your legs like that in front of people alot? You could be in the running for exhibitionist of the year.

 
At March 18, 2005 at 4:44 PM, Blogger the niffer said...

#1 - No, the standards apply only to kitties and guinea pidgets.

#2 - Only when I'm drinking.

 
At March 18, 2005 at 7:53 PM, Blogger moy said...

we should get you a boozin' tonight then? teehee!

 
At March 19, 2005 at 5:18 PM, Blogger JessicaRabbit said...

Awwww what a sweet plump little baby! I have my share of big boned kitties too, some of them have alittle trouble reaching those spots right in the middle of their backs haha.

We have a silver/grey tabby cat too, her name is Tigger, my boys named her with they were 3 and 4 years old. Such sweet kitties!

 
At March 19, 2005 at 6:38 PM, Blogger Squirl said...

What a little sweetie kitty! I was raised with kitties but can't have one now as my guy is deathly allergic. I still love to look at and visit with them, though. Thanks for the fun photos.

 
At March 22, 2005 at 12:54 PM, Blogger deleted said...

He looks good on that bedspread. Those are his colors.

 
At March 24, 2005 at 9:25 PM, Anonymous kalki said...

I love the sprawling leg shots!

Tag - you're it! See my blog for the questions. (Please don't hate me.)

 
At March 28, 2005 at 8:08 PM, Blogger Von Krankipantzen said...

I love these photos! What a Chubba Bubba! What I love even more is that the viewer is not sure if the cat is simply playing or, in fact, UNABLE get up. Such TENSION!

 
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