Monday, July 25, 2005

Oh yeah...pidgets

When I woke up this morning to the sound of Checkers' guinea pig version of a cock's crow, I knew right away that this was no ordinary get-the-hell-out-of-bed-and-feed-me-bitch wake up call.

The usual pidget pweet-pweets were more like the squeals of an angry boar on helium. It went something like this: "PWEEEEET-pweet-pweet-pweet, PWEEEEET-PWEEEET pweet pweet pweet pweet, emm-oh-eff-oh!"

Translation: "You started this blog FOR pidgets and ABOUT pidgets, and you've turned it into OTHER FINE STUFF -- namely bad, fat kitties, you crazy em-effer!"

I listened intently to his concerns over some fresh romaine and apple cores, and after a brief impromptu photo shoot, we settled on pidget crotches for one whole week:



Lucky you, Internet.

6 Comments:

At July 26, 2005 at 3:54 PM, Blogger Adent said...

quite the potty mouth for a 9 ounce ball of full.

 
At July 27, 2005 at 12:11 PM, Blogger Torrie said...

The blacked out crotch is CRACKING ME UP.

 
At July 27, 2005 at 1:05 PM, Blogger the niffer said...

I had to black out his crotch. Unlike the kitties, Checkers still has his junk. Their photos were suggestive; his was just plain pornographic.

Adent - he gets that mouth from his dad.

 
At July 30, 2005 at 12:53 PM, Blogger The King of Kerwood said...

"Checkers still has his junk"?

OHHHH.... Too... many... jokes... (particularily at the fabulous mr. moy).

 
At March 4, 2007 at 8:45 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info » »

 
At August 19, 2007 at 1:38 PM, Anonymous NoneOfUrBuisiness said...

hhahahahahahahahahahahahha....!!!...to the powe of maybe 3

 

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